FAQ's & Things That Make Ya Go Hmmmmm
- What does -e^(i π) OR sin^2(x) + cos^2(x) = ? Pfffft they both equal 1. Silly rabbit... tricks are for kids!
- What is your return and exchange policy? Click Here to find out
- <--Why is everything to the left of this blank? We don't know either!
- How do I initiate a return? We have a return page link at the bottom of our site, but to make it easy on you, Click Here
- My wife is really mad at me... what should I do? Flowers and some humble pie... pronto!
- My girlfriend is mad at me... what should I do? See answer #5
- What is humble pie? If you have to ask...
- Where can I get your awesome gear? We currently sell both via web and at targeted events. However, we are continuously exploring and negotiating numerous retail, vendor and distributor relationships. Interested in selling our stuff? Give us a shout.
- Will your apparel make me more attractive? Absolutely!
- How long will it take for me to receive my shipment? As long as we have the item in stock, we are currently shipping within 2-3 business days from the date of purchase. If the item(s) is / are marked custom, then fulfillment is 5-7 days plus time to delivery. Time to delivery depends on where you live and of course the U.S. Postal Service or other domestic or non-domestic logistics provider. All pre-ordered & back-ordered items will be shipped as soon as we manufacture them or we receive them from our vendors. You will be notified the day your item is shipped.
- What payments do you except? We accept all major credit cards and Paypal.
- Will you offer an organic cotton option? Work in process...
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It depends on how often he worked out.
- Where is my package? Please check the order tracking number. It is located within the email we sent you when your order was shipped.
- Do you ship to my country? Yes! With the exception of Djibouti, we ship worldwide! Actually we can ship to Djibouti, we haven't yet, but just liked the way it sounded :-)
- If a vampire needs a blood test, where does he go?
- Why is cargo on a boat and a shipment on a truck?
- Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, then why is it still #2?
- Why aren't there size "B" batteries?
- What hair color do state DMV's put on a license of a bald man?
- If rabbits' feet are so "lucky", then what happened to the rabbit?
- If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
More realistic Q&A coming soon...